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Jesus Anal penetration ( 6 pack jak)
- Please, tell us something about your band (history, members, recordings/releases, livegigs, label? etc.).
Jesus Anal Penetration comprises of 6 Pack Jak on gospel vokills, Trigger Finger Trav on the six strings of holy nightmares, Nick 666 on Anti.christian battery assault and Bloodless Brandon on four strings of church devastation. We’ve been the enemy of established religion for about 5 years now as a band. Our live shows consist of me whacking off with the Cruciphallix (an inverted cross cum dildo) and much headbanging, beer drinking and anti.christian sentiment!
We have a released a seven inch “Kill, Fuckin’ Kill” (now sold out) a split CD which is on its 3rd repress (1,500 copies have been pressed so far) and our full length “Axe-periment in Religion” has been mastered and in the final stages of preparation for release. We have a few T-shirt designs available, the most popular one being the one with our “Father D.File” mascot on the front. Also we sell beer holders at our shows!
- How would you describe your position in the wide-world metal scene? What do you think about the underground movement?
Tormentors of Xtians worldwide, the stuff unholy dreams are made of!
Fuckin’ love it, support the underground muthafuckers!
- Which 3 CDs would you take with you to a lonely island?
Hmmm hard question to answer… only 3? Immolation “Dawn of Possession”, Venom “Black Metal” Grave “Into the Grave” but being a metalhead I would have to sneak in W.A.S.P. the self titled debut album, always gotta break the law! Metal is the law!
- If you had enough money to shoot a video, how would the clip look like?
We would be playing surrounded by cartons of beer with holy figures slam dancing, diving off the cartons and bleeding, of course some would be passed out with vomit all over them! Fucking alcoholic metal chaos!
- If you've the chance to change one day of your life. Which will it be and why?
Well fuck, a better job so I could buy more CDs and band merchandise of course!
- Which song shall be played on your burial?
Grave “Into the Grave
- If you had the chance to kill someone and to bring back one person in the same way, which would it be and why?
Kill the priest, hang the pope, they all must die! No one survives!
- What means metal to you?
Metal is my life, my blood, my meaning for existence in this pitiful life. After 16 years of metal I still haven’t heard enough!
- What is your opinion on political lyrics?
They fucking suck, fuck politics, I hate that shit… it has no place in metal, fuck nu-metal bands while i'm cursing.hahaha
- What can we expect from your band in the future?
Axe-periment in Religion, the only way! Song titles like Jehovah Run Over, Ave Rectum Rectory, Prosthetic Masturbation, and of course more gore!!!!!
Kill, Fuck, Die
Of course… in the words of Blackie Lawless eh!?!, thanx mate! Check our website for more anti.christian behaviour http://www.geocities.com/jesusanal
Jak out
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